I know prom night is one of the most important nights of your life. This is a night that will go down in the history books, scrapbooks, something you will talk about even as an old man reminiscing about your younger days.
This is the year that President Obama made history by being the first African American President of the United States of America. Prom night will also be the final night for some teens here on earth due to drinking and driving, as well as being hit by other drunk drivers. I urge you to stay safe. I also want you to prepare for extreme peer pressure at the end of the night about sex.
Yeah, he’ll promise you the land and swear he loves you just to get in your panties, please don’t fall for Oakie Doke’s games. If you fall in love with the games, you will be left with a broken heart and exhausted body. The next day he will talk about you like a dog. Listen ladies, a young man likes the game of chase after they get a nut and all is said and done, it’ll be old news, he’ll keep looking for the good girl.
I know we have very few virgins left, but ladies, keep your prized possession, I promise you won’t regret it. Young women who are sexually active please have safe sex. I want to advise you to have your own condoms, there are so many HIV positive boys and girls around here who don’t know they are positive. As well as some who will not tell you that they are positive.
I hope you don’t get caught up in the feel-good moment. We all want to feel good but it is not a good feeling or worth it when you have to pay with your life for a moment of pleasure. I want you to feel good when you go to prom and your talk, the few left untouched that all the boys are talking about, that’s a dime, intact with a well planned future. I want you to directly represent the baddest, classiest woman that guys will wonder where you are and who you made your lucky husband ten years later at your class reunion. That’s right, she represents the ladies being presumptuous and without loot…
I know these days guys girls can be the bullies and I want you to prepare for the beginning of an end if you don’t value your body as well. Listen to all of you who are working your way to the NFL as well as planned other lucrative careers for yourselves, you better play it safe. Neither sex is the safest sex, however you must bring your own protection, a woman will plan to get you because she is so in love.
Yes, it’s true that women are very smart and they will pierce a condom because they will break away and explore this big world and feel threatened and make stupid decisions that they later see as a mistake. Guys, once you have a baby, the ball game changes and those checks will be used to take care of her and her child that she will raise with another man. We grow mentally and apart every five years, so use the right head.