Real women love Martha

Martha Stewart will make sugar cookies and a big pitcher of lemonade out of lemons after removing her ankle bracelet. I love the Fox News comment that we can’t keep track of sex offenders in Florida, but Martha has to wear an ankle bracelet and she can’t garden or ride a horse. All right, Martha, stay away from the tomatoes!

His stock may go through growing pains, but his Sirius radio show will draw the audience like bees to honey-glazed ham.


Let’s look beyond the “she said/she didn’t say” details., and other websites indicate
that Mrs. Stewart is not the most hated woman in America. Even Jay Leno, previously bombarded by for his taunting of Martha, made some humorous comments on her behalf. “Follow her? We can’t get rid of her!… Marta can’t ride a horse on her farm. What, the police are afraid of a 60-year-old woman on a horse? even catching OJ in the Ford Bronco!”

Meanwhile, feminists, who conveniently remained silent as a mostly male conspiracy demeaned a strong, independent and successful woman, often ridiculed Martha for setting an impossible and unrealistic standard of perfection.

Do you want to talk unrealistic? The media portray the ideal
female as size 2 with breast implants. and the marketing machine
pretend Britney Spears can sing and Jessica Simpson can actually
has something to say that is worth listening to.

But aren’t we supposed to be beyond those feminine traditionals?

Hey, didn’t feminists say that women are all-nourishing?
and any work that comes from Womyn’s hands is superior to
(cough) men of any race but especially white men? I think the ladies do
protest too much Maybe feeling uncomfortable with yours
household skills? Guilty by a standard themselves
repudiate? Afraid of her own feminine urges to make crepe.
paper decorations and make a cake?

Real women bake pies. Or choose not to, that’s fine. Real
women decorate for Christmas. Royal Women’s Garden. real women
They can be difficult to work with, just like real men. People
notice it more when the refusal to commit comes from a
pair of size seven high heels. But hey, even Dennis Rodman and
RuPaul got away with it.

And speaking of jocks, real women know that it’s not okay.
people who bounce a ball all day to earn billions of dollars a year
year, while people like Martha, who embody the American Dream, who
give us products that actually enrich our lives instead of hours
nonsense television and sports talk, get a prison sentence.
The entire NBA has been in prison. I do not see anyone
threatening to stop buying Nikes and Air Jordans.

Real women bake cookies. It’s a no-brainer: chocolate chips!
As in, chocolate chip cookies! Which, by the way, the male of
the species is also known to eat. it is interesting for
note that half of the messages and letters on are
of the men

Real women bake. We know you’re out there. So show your support and shop Martha, bake with Martha, and tune in to Martha Stewart Living Radio when she launches.

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